Story #09 for Story A Day Challenge May 2016.
“Are you sure we’re in the right place?”
“Um, this is where my GPS said to go.”
“Nothing looks familiar. Let’s check the map.”
“I didn’t bring a map, that’s what our internal GPS is for. You’ve got one, I’ve got one, all migrating birds have one. Besides, I don’t have any pockets. Where would I put a map?”
“Maybe there’s a pond nearby where we can get some help.”
“Look, there’s some Canada geese over there. Let’s ask them for directions.”
“Canada geese? Are you telling me we’re in Canada?!”
“I think we should have turned left at Albuquerque.”
With thanks and apologies to Bugs Bunny.