Jury Duty

Story #20 for Story A Day Challenge May 2016 and doing double duty as my Friday Fictioneer Challenge 100-word story

FF 97 J Hardy Carroll

Photo copyright J Hardy Carroll

Jury Duty

“I hear this new judge is a pushover.” Doug leaned towards the little gray haired old lady sitting next to him. “Not like the one who just retired. She was mean to everyone, I hear. Her nickname isn’t something I can repeat to a lady such as you. I have a plan on just how crazy to act so I won’t get chosen for jury duty. How about you?”

“I don’t have a plan,” she replied. “It’s my first time being called for jury duty, but I don’t think they’ll choose me.”

“Why’s that?”

“I’m the judge who just retired.”
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When Leaves Fall

Story #19 for Story A Day Challenge May 2016

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When Leaves Fall

When leaves fall, legend has it, angels weep.

When angels weep, hearts break.

When hearts break, cold winds blow.

When cold winds blow, danger threatens.

Where danger threatens, storms rage.

Where storms rage, leaves fall.

Where leaves fall, angels weep.
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The Whole Story

Story #18 for Story A Day Challenge May 2016

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The Whole Story

“Tina, let me introduce you to Rococo. Rococo, this is Tina, my wife.”

Tina and Rococo said, simultaneously, “Nice to meet you.”

Chris said, “Rococo is my cousin. She’s Joyce’s daughter.”

“Oh. Oh,” Tina said. “I thought . . . I thought you were . . . I mean, your mother was just talking about you. I am so sorry, but she made it sound like you were . . . “

“Dead?” Rococo finished Tina’s sentence. “No, I’m not dead, but her favorite dog was named Rococo. She’s been dead a looong time, before I was born. Mother likes to leave out that part in hopes of getting sympathy from as many people as possible.”

“Oh,” Tina said, again, as if her vocabulary dissipated with the heat waves rising along the blacktop next to the park where they were gathered for Chris’s family reunion. “I don’t really know what to say to that.”

“Don’t be embarrassed,” Rococo said, “it’s a common mistake. Want to hear the whole story?” Rococo could tell Tina was wishing she was anywhere but there, but Rococo felt it only fair that if her mother had cornered Tina then Rococo deserved comparable air time for the whole story.

“See, when my mother was a teenager she had this dog, Rococo. Carried that dog everywhere. You know how these days high schools make kids carry dolls to get them used to the idea of parenthood? They don’t have anything on my mother. Everywhere she could, my mother took that dog with her. It was a mutt of a dog, something small with a curled tail and floppy bat ears. There are hardly any photos of my mother without that dog. My grandparents have told me these stories hundreds of times. My mother, about a gazillion times. She particularly loves a new audience.” Rococo pointed to Tina. “That’s where you come in.”

Chris moved away, excusing himself from the monologue he knew was coming.

Rococo didn’t even blink when she continued. “My mother loved that dog. Cuddled it, cooed at it, catered to its every need. Spoiled it rotten. And then it got old and died. She was brokenhearted.”

Leaning in closer than Tina would have liked, Rococo whispered in confidence, “I think she married my father on the rebound. Really. She won’t admit it, but I believe it 100%.”

Shifting her weight from one to the other, Rococo continued. “Anyway, you know what happened then. She got pregnant. I was born and she named me Rococo after her stupid little dog. The only problem was, I wasn’t a puppy. I wasn’t as cute as a puppy. I grew. I got big, then bigger. I think she was shocked. Maybe it would have been okay if I had stayed a little baby, but that’s not how it works, is it? No, it’s not.”

Rococo gripped her ice tea glass so hard her knuckles were turning white. “Anyway, suffice it to say that I didn’t get a whole lot of cuddling or cooing. The bigger and older I got, the more disappointed my mother got and the more she idolized that dead dog. If there was a sainthood for dogs, my mother would be on the Pope’s doorstep right this minute to make sure it happened.”

“Oh,” Tina said, repeating the only syllable she could muster. She didn’t want to ask any questions for fear of opening the door to a lengthy discussion. Considering this conversation was already way too long for her, she decided looking dense was the safer bet.

“Well, I’ll let you in on a little family secret, one my mother never seems to include in her story.” Rococo absentmindedly sipped some tea. “My father was not happy, not happy at all when he found out what she had named me. Oh, no. He put his foot down, head-of-the-household stuff and all. If there were any more children, he was going to name them. Put an end to my mother’s silliness of how she chose a child’s name. Fortunately there ended up being only two of us. Me and my younger brother. Hey, there he is. Let me introduce you.”

“Astrodome!” Rococo waved to her brother. “Astrodome! Over here!”

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Rip Can Crinkle

Story #17 for Story A Day Challenge May 2106

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Rip Can Crinkle

Detective Gozen wandered into the M.E.’s office. “Got anything for me, Doc?”

“Not much to tell from my end, Tomoe. He’d been out there so long, all I can give you now are the basics. To start off with, he is definitely Mr. Rip Can Crinkle, the actor. Any news on your end?”

“I’ve done a little research. Our Mr. Can Crinkle here disappeared more than 26 years ago.”

“Any relation to the famous Tin Woodman?”

“Yes, a family with a long acting tradition. They are also a family with a history of health problems. He needed a heart transplant.”

“Well, he didn’t get it,” Doc said, “I can tell you that from the autopsy.”

“No, he just disappeared, never to be heard from again. Until now.”

“Any family left?”

“A daughter, near San Francisco. I chatted with her yesterday. I also talked to his agent, who is retired.” Detective Gozen checked her notes. “He said Mr. Can Crinkle took it pretty hard when he didn’t get the part for one of the droids in the Star Wars movies. His last performance was in the off-off-Broadway musical of Tin Can Alley.”

“Never heard of it.”

“Neither had I. Turns out the show didn’t last very long, according to the agent. Critics said his voice was too nasal and sounded too tinny and hollow. And those were some of the nicer statements.”

“Not an easy life, that one.”

“Indeed, not. His last gigs were non-speaking roles, bit parts in museum documentaries, standing in hallways next to medieval suits of armor, or low-budget time travel movies, things like that. Doc, any idea about cause of death?”

“Not really. I can tell you what didn’t happen. No dents in the head or elsewhere to suggest blunt force trauma. No gunshot wounds. The oil cans you found next to him are still in the lab. One of them still had some fluid in it, but toxicology reports aren’t back yet. Unless they find something there, I’m afraid we probably won’t ever know cause of death. We can call an M.E. if you like.”

“Why would we need another medical examiner? We have you.”

“Not medical examiner. Metallurgy examiner, a specialist.”

“I bet that doesn’t happen unless you rule it a homicide. Besides, budget cuts, you know.”

“Tell me about it.” Doc sighed. “Unless something shows up in the toxicology report, it looks like Mr. Rip Can Crinkle just took a few too many nips of the oil, went to sleep, and never woke up.”
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Porch Swing

Story #16 for Story A Day Challenge May 2016

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Porch Swing

Cats have nine lives, but each one may not be very long. Winnie lived a long time, but didn’t make it to forever. When she died, Alan swore never to put himself in that position again, open to such heartbreak.

But he missed her, missed their nights sitting on the front porch swing together. Missed the purring, the batting of her paws against his chin, the painful kneading of her claws on his thigh as he rubbed behind her ears.

Their favorite game was Soap Bubbles, where Alan would run up and down the porch, blowing bubbles, stringing them along, Winnie jumping up trying to catch them.

He missed her company so much that the hole in his heart grew bigger with time instead of smaller. He decided to get another cat. He could never replace Winnie, but that wasn’t his intent.

In the passenger seat, Margo was whimpering every so often, stressed. Alan stuck his fingers through the squares of the metal carrier door, wiggling them. Margo gently reached up with her paw, touching his fingers.

Alan had a new bottle of Soap Bubbles already waiting for her at the house. “You’ll like the front porch swing. I promise.”
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