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Collections
My friend Judy over at Crazy Basenji recently mused about why we collect things. She talks about drawers of pocket gophers and field mice from 1941, “polymerase chain reaction (?)” and scientific research at the microscopic level. Not all collections are scientific, don’t need microscopes or, as it turns out, even a purpose.
People addicted to fabric (fabriholics) tend to call their shelves of fabric “collections.” The implication is that our intent is to buy fabric without having to do anything with it later (like sew). People standing in line at quilt fabric shops shouldn’t be surprised when I answer “I don’t know yet” when they ask “What are you going to do with that?” I have matching collections of quilting books and patterns to go with the fabric.
Some collections come and go. Back when I cooked a lot, I owned a substantial number of cookbooks. I’m over that phase; the cooking part, anyway. I gave away most of the cookbooks and am down to a mere 50 or so, mostly of the vegetarian or vegan variety. Some cookbooks I know I will never use but I’m not letting go of them (Mastering the Art of French Cooking by Julia Child, Simone Beck and Louisette Bertholle, for example).
These are collections of items that I purposely acquired. But some collections just kind of show up, amassing on their own. For example, wire coat hangers multiply in closets and pens that don’t write congregate next to phones.
And boxes. They accumulate when I’m not looking. I’m wondering if these results should be considered a box collection or a collection of boxes. I’m thinking that “a box collection” implies explicit intentions while “a collection of boxes” could be the result of inattention and then someone (me) ending up with multiples of an item. Some of these boxes are currently in use (housing my envelope collection), some will be used in the near future (the USPS flat rate box) and the others are, let’s say, in transition from their original use to being empty and possibly on their way to being repurposed.
Maybe I’ll put my smaller collections inside the boxes. Aha! Instead of a box collection or a collection of boxes, they become a set of boxed collections. Or a boxed set of collections. Something to ponder.
Fly High
Bingo Gossip
This caught my eye as I was leaving a sandwich shop on my way to the sewing guild meeting. Bingo Gossip? A whole newspaper dedicated to not just bingo, but bingo gossip? What goes on in those gaming rooms? Does TMZ know about this?
I have a vague memory of playing bingo sometime in my life, but it’s so hazy that it has just as much chance of not being true as being true. In any case, I certainly haven’t kept up with the advances in bingo technology or gossip, so I decided that it wouldn’t hurt for me to take one issue even though I’m not a player.
Let’s peek inside Bingo Gossip, published by Missy Mouser Kemp with a monthly circulation around 20,000. (I couldn’t find a web site for Bingo Gossip, but they do have a Facebook page.)
First is an article from the editor, Missy Kemp, recommending the Black Dagger Brotherhood, a vampire fiction series, written by J.R. Ward. I am happy to read this article, as hubby loves vampire stories and I don’t think he’s familiar with this author.
Horoscopes and a few quotes follow the intro article. She prints one of my favorite quotes of all time: “Change before you have to.” ~ Jack Welch, former CEO of the General Electric Company.
I found lucky numbers, an advice column, trivia (I love trivia), jokes, crossword puzzles and brain teasers, recipes, advertisements, and — hey! — bingo calendars from all over Texas. Visit Austin, Corpus Christi, Killeen, Temple, or Harker Heights (and more) for bingo! There is still time to schedule a trip to the Austin Capitol Bingo hall (they also have their own Facebook page) on August 24th where they will be giving away a flat screen TV.
There are several mentions throughout the newspaper of computer bingo. You mean they don’t still use the little cards like they did all those years ago when I may (or may not) have played? Maybe I should check it out for myself in the interest of, you know, research.
Something Different
And now for something completely different (to borrow a phrase from Monty Python’s Flying Circus), something not so light-hearted.
Life in the country isn’t all roses and thorns. (I’m sure you are shocked to hear that.) Sometimes it’s rabbits and snakes.
I came out of the house with our oldest dog late Saturday afternoon and discovered a rabbit and a rattlesnake just outside our dining room window. I managed to get our dog back in the house without her seeing either the rabbit or the snake. Long story short (you really don’t need the details about how I panicked), neither the rabbit nor the rattlesnake survived. Rattlesnake measured about 57 inches long and had about 10 segments on its rattle. I felt sorry for both the rabbit and the rattlesnake.




