The Caboose Club

In honor of the marathon in Austin today, here is the story of my 1996 marathon. (First posted in 2010, on my old blog.)

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The Caboose Club is for runners who come in last in their age group in a race. Took me years of racing to qualify. Considering how slow I run, that’s saying something. Oh, I was always at the back of the pack, but I was only last in my age group once.

I remember running my one and only marathon, when I was young and 40. I started out with two training buddies. Big races like marathons have a vehicle with a sign saying “End of the Race” that is supposed to stay behind the last runners to protect them from traffic.

Our End of the Race vehicle kept passing the three of us. The driver didn’t like going that slow. She’d pass us, stay in front of us for a while, then drop back behind us. Soon she’d pass us again. We heard her complain to the police officers assigned to the race that the drivers behind her were honking and she was embarrassed. (Someone needed assertiveness training. I’m just saying.)

Turns out our running that slow also caused the police motorcycles to overheat. They weren’t built to go that slow for long, long periods of time.

Finisher's medal from 1996 marathon

Finisher’s medal from 1996 marathon

It took me more than 5 1/2 hours to finish the marathon. My husband went back home after dropping me off at the start area, did some chores, read a book, ate lunch, played on the computer, played with the dogs, then came back and had to wait, wait, wait some more for me.

I didn’t “race” as much as I “participated.” I always followed race etiquette and started out at the back of the throng. I pretty much stayed there the rest of the way. I have seen the back side of many an elite racer, let me tell you what.

After the race results were posted, my favorite thing to do was to take my race time and see which age group I had to be in to place (be first, second or third). Usually it was in the 80-85 age group. Something to look forward to, I thought, when I get older . . . as long as everyone else in my age group stays home on race day.

Fountain and Stadium

A fountain near the Darrell K. Royal Memorial Stadium on the University of Texas at Austin campus.

Wikipedia says that “the current official stadium seating capacity of 100,119 makes the stadium the largest football-only venue by seating capacity in the state of Texas, the largest in the Big 12 Conference, the sixth largest stadium in the United States, and the ninth largest non-motorsport stadium in the world.”

A fountain near the football stadium at UT Austin

north side of Memorial Stadium

Free Shipping

Free shipping. Those two words are a sure attention-getter. I just saw it on a NFL commercial. Free shipping for orders $50 and up from NFL.com.

I love free shipping. The problem is that while shipping is free, the items I buy to get free shipping are not. Seems obvious to say that, but sometimes that obvious point escapes me until I load up my web site shopping cart and see the total.

Do I need anything from NFL.com? No, but there is one item I want: the clear, officially approved plastic Broncos bag. The NFL implemented new policies this year as to what a ticket holder can and cannot bring into the stadiums and to make things easy, they have a whole set of approved items for sale. And for the moment, with free shipping.

Clear bag with Broncos logo

Officially clear and acceptable

Austin, Texas, also implemented a new bag policy in March 2013 and those single-use cheap plastic bags are no longer in use in most stores. Customers are encourage to bring their own reusable bag. I could use the Broncos bag, then, for my groceries. (I’m ignoring the fact that I already own at least a dozen of the reusable tote bags. I accumulated so many because it took me a very long time to remember to (1) put them back in my truck after unloading the groceries and (2) take my own into the store with me even when they were in the truck. I’d get to the check out counter bagless and then notice how cute the latest one was and thought I could always use one more.)

Even when shipping is not free, low shipping prices are boldly advertised on the front of catalogs. ONLY $2.95? I can order all I want out this catalog and ONLY pay $2.95? Surely there is something in here I need, I think, and open up the catalog for a peek.

Related to this are the web sites who, when you look at your cart, point out that you can buy so much [$$] more merchandise and not raise your shipping costs. What a deal! You are already having to pay [$$] shipping costs so you might as well get your money’s worth, right?

A $50 order from NFL.com with free shipping is definitely cheaper than a ticket to a game and parking and a program and a soda and a t-shirt and a hotel room and travel expenses and and and . . .

Free shipping it is, then; a clear, plastic NFL-approved bag and then some. Maybe I’ll even do my Christmas shopping online and early this year and finish on time.

Not likely.

Sock Upgrade Update

Chuck from Rogue Running called! My shoes arrived! I upgraded my socks in July and now I have shoes to go with them.

Mizuno Sayonara running shoes

Mizuno Sayonara shoes (aka Zentangle shoes, for me)

Can you say pink?

I wish the Zentangle markings had been black, like the photo I found on the web. I’m wondering if Mizuno’s 3D printer was running low on black ink. I still liked them well enough to buy the pink and gray version.

Mizuno Sayonara running shoes

Running shoes, idling