Valentine’s Gift

For Valentine’s Day, hubby and I gave each other half of a gift. Here it is, waiting to be installed.

Cattle guard waiting to be installed

Our gift to each other, before installation

Here’s where it’s going to go.

Cattle Guard installation site

Installation site

Here it is installed, our very own cattle guard. So romantic, don’t you think?

Cattle guard installed

Installed

I must tell you, I was raised in the city, so I don’t know all there is about country living. One thing I don’t know is why there is a clipboard on the cattle guard fence. I had no idea cattle guards came with clipboards. And I still don’t know why. It’s a mystery.

Clipboard on the metal fence

Cattle Guard Clipboard. No extra charge.

Hidden Treasure

The weather has been unseasonably warm these days, up in the 70s for the high temperature. I decided that I should put away my scarves, as they are for colder weather.

I gathered the bulky, knitted scarves and put them in a basket. The fabric, smoother scarves, I arranged on a hanger. In picking up the last scarf, I did a double take and discovered a hidden treasure underneath the scarf pile: a wingback chair.

After securing the scarves in their new home in the closet (novel idea!), I stole an hour or so from my chores and sat down in the chair and read. Sweet!

I sat in my wingback chair, my dog Dusty was asleep on the dog bed near my feet, I had a hot cup of tea and a good book. Norman Rockwell would be proud.

(I’m probably the last to know that the wing chair design is hundreds of years old, from the late 17th century. The wings are actually functional, keeping the draft away from the seated person and keeping in the warmth of the fire. Somehow this chair from the 1700s looks in better shape than mine. Maybe it was protected, buried beneath a scarf pile for a long time.)

A wingback chair from the early 1700s.

A wingback chair from the early 1700s at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.

The Short Straw

This is a rerun, but still applicable. Why don’t any commercials have women buying gifts for their men? And if you have any ideas about what to buy men for Valentine’s Day, you’ll let me know, right?
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Men get the short straw when it comes to a lot of “special” days, don’t you think?

Take Valentine’s Day. Pretty much everyone knows the stereotype gift of what the man is supposed to buy for the woman: chocolate candy and flowers. And what is the woman supposed to buy for the man, stereotypically speaking, that is?

Right. No one knows.

Then there are birthdays, anniversaries and Christmas. A man can’t hardly turn around before it’s time to figure out the next perfect present. And they are all supposed to be perfect, right? I can’t say that I have the answers to these questions. In fact, I don’t have the answer to all these questions. I can say that couples should look to their common interests for gift ideas. Hubby and I both like baseball.

You know the stereotype anniversary gift story: the man buys a woman what he wants to receive: golf clubs, new tools, a wax job (for the car!), sports magazines. I thought, “What a great idea!” Here’s how I’ve applied that structure. And it’s not a stereotype if I’m the only woman doing it. (Just how many of something does it take for a stereotype to get started?)

Anyway, the traditional gift for the 5th wedding anniversay is wood. The modern gift is silverware (if I can believe everything — or anything — I read on the Internet). I gave my lucky hubby a baseball book that I wanted to read: Wait Until Next Year by Doris Kearns Goodwin.

The traditional gift for the 10th wedding anniversay is tin or aluminum and the modern gift is diamond jewelry. I gave my lucky hubby a baseball book that I wanted to read: Luckiest Man: The Life and Death of Lou Gehrig by Jonathan Eig.

The traditional gift for the 15th wedding anniversay is crystal; the modern gift is watches. I gave my lucky hubby a baseball book that I wanted to read: Baseball in the Garden of Eden: The Secret History of the Early Game by John Thorn.

Of course, I let him read them first. After all, they are his gifts. I’m still trying to figure out perfect gifts to get him for his birthday, Valentine’s and Christmas. Hey! We both like football. Now that gives me an idea ….

Not Downwardly Compatible

If you watch any TV, you’ve seen the commercials for dating web sites.

Match.comThe leading online dating site for singles and personals
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ChristianMingle.comFind God’s Match for You
Ourtime.comThe premier online 50+ dating service

There are hundreds of other specialized or local dating web sites. I asked hubby if he thought we would have been matched if we had profiles on a dating web site. “No,” he laughed, without elaborating.

I agree with him. No, indeed. However, I know who would show up as my match: Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory (portrayed by Jim Parsons).

Actor Jim Parsons

Jim Parsons (You can tell he’s not in his Sheldon role, as he’s not wearing two t-shirts.)

Sheldon has a low skill level when it comes to social interaction and he’s from Texas. That makes two things we have in common. I’m sure this is all that would be needed for any dating web site to ring the bell and declare him as “The One” for me.

However, I don’t think I would be “The One” for Sheldon. I have a Liberal Arts degree from a university noted for its partying and sports. (I didn’t do either while there.) Even though a benefit of such a degree is that it makes me open to new ideas and, ultimately, upwardly compatible, Sheldon is a theoretical physicist and has made his feelings clear as to how low Liberal Arts are on the university food chain (the very bottom, and he would volunteer them for permanent elimination, if he had his way). He wouldn’t even consider speaking to me, much less go on a date. Sheldon is not downwardly compatible.

Fortunately, hubby and I get along, so I’ll go see if he’s still laughing at the idea of a dating web site matching us up. Now that I think about it, he has a science degree and he’s from Texas. Maybe we are compatible.

Hot Seat

When I return to my desk from a meeting, the sun has been shining through the window onto my chair. I sit down and immediately get back up. Whoa! Hot seat! Hot seat!

Desk chair at the office in the sunshine

You are my sunshine . . .

This only happens in the winter, when the sun is low in the sky. In the summer, the sun is at a higher angle and its rays don’t reach my chair.

I never learn to turn my chair around when I get up to leave so that it doesn’t face the window. I could lower the blinds, but I don’t usually remember to do that. When I do, I decide that I just have to look out the window and I end up raising the blinds after only a few minutes.

It’s always something . . .