Not Downwardly Compatible

If you watch any TV, you’ve seen the commercials for dating web sites.

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There are hundreds of other specialized or local dating web sites. I asked hubby if he thought we would have been matched if we had profiles on a dating web site. “No,” he laughed, without elaborating.

I agree with him. No, indeed. However, I know who would show up as my match: Sheldon Cooper of The Big Bang Theory (portrayed by Jim Parsons).

Actor Jim Parsons

Jim Parsons (You can tell he’s not in his Sheldon role, as he’s not wearing two t-shirts.)

Sheldon has a low skill level when it comes to social interaction and he’s from Texas. That makes two things we have in common. I’m sure this is all that would be needed for any dating web site to ring the bell and declare him as “The One” for me.

However, I don’t think I would be “The One” for Sheldon. I have a Liberal Arts degree from a university noted for its partying and sports. (I didn’t do either while there.) Even though a benefit of such a degree is that it makes me open to new ideas and, ultimately, upwardly compatible, Sheldon is a theoretical physicist and has made his feelings clear as to how low Liberal Arts are on the university food chain (the very bottom, and he would volunteer them for permanent elimination, if he had his way). He wouldn’t even consider speaking to me, much less go on a date. Sheldon is not downwardly compatible.

Fortunately, hubby and I get along, so I’ll go see if he’s still laughing at the idea of a dating web site matching us up. Now that I think about it, he has a science degree and he’s from Texas. Maybe we are compatible.

Hot Seat

When I return to my desk from a meeting, the sun has been shining through the window onto my chair. I sit down and immediately get back up. Whoa! Hot seat! Hot seat!

Desk chair at the office in the sunshine

You are my sunshine . . .

This only happens in the winter, when the sun is low in the sky. In the summer, the sun is at a higher angle and its rays don’t reach my chair.

I never learn to turn my chair around when I get up to leave so that it doesn’t face the window. I could lower the blinds, but I don’t usually remember to do that. When I do, I decide that I just have to look out the window and I end up raising the blinds after only a few minutes.

It’s always something . . .

Archaeological Dig

I’ve been cleaning out the storage shed lately. Shocked I was, to find exactly how long some items had been packed away. It was a stunning example of “out of sight, out of mind.” Going through the boxes felt like an archaeological dig, a window into our past.

Here are two of hubby’s books that we found. Oldies but goodies.

Two old science fiction paperbacks

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away

Notice the price on them.

Prices of two old science fiction paperbacks

Ah, the good old days

In one of the boxes with hubby’s books was this instruction manual for a slide rule. I just happen to own a slide rule and I knew exactly where it was. It wasn’t even packed away; it was in my desk drawer. Proof positive that hubby and I are meant for each other: two nerds in a pod.

A slide rule and instruction book

Ancient artifacts

My Way

I’m on a mission. I decided to clean out the storage shed. Turns out it is not self-cleaning. The dogs won’t listen to me when I suggest it to them and seven years of hubby’s retirement hasn’t resulted in any change.

It’s up to me.

Saturday I spent about two hours working on it. Sunday I lifted, shifted, recycled and trashed for three hours. The recycling stash got quite large. We’ll be taking everything in this week.

I only had the small 13-gallon garbage bags when I started, and that just wouldn’t do. An early-morning trip to Home Depot took care of that. We now have a box of 50-gallon garbage bags sitting on the shelf. The shelf, I might add, of the brand-new shelving unit that I also brought home from Home Depot and put together myself.

Hubby thinks that most of that junk is mine. Seriously? I found Boy Scout badges, recycled size 11 (men’s) shoe boxes, picked up university Russian books from a year that would have put me in 6th grade and re-boxed retriever training magazines from the early ’90s. And that’s just a sample.

I mentioned to hubby on Friday that I was going to start cleaning out the shed. He said, “Okay.”

“Okay” it is, then. And I’ll do it my way: with 50-gallon bags, a new shelving unit, clear plastic boxes, and trips to the recycling center each week. (Probably not what Frank Sinatra was singing about, but if the size 11 shoe box fits …)

Hanger Hunger

I recently cleaned my closet floor. Besides the hiking sock I was looking for, I found a myriad of hangers. An evolutionary trail of hangers, really.

Several types of hangers

Hanger evolution

The top hanger in the photo is the pants hanger, favored among dry cleaners. The white metal hanger is on the third row. I think the black hanger was its precursor. Unfortunately, the small, metal hangers tend to be too narrow and leave little peaks in my t-shirt shoulders; little peaks that stick up while I’m wearing the t-shirt. I can see them out of the corner of my eye and tend to turn my head from time to time, trying to figure out what it is that seems out of place. The peaks only come out in the wash, which doesn’t do me any good, because I hang them up when I take them out of the dryer and by the time I choose a t-shirt to wear it, the peaks have been reinstated.

The next step in hanger evolution was the plastic hanger. It was really just a wire hanger with a plastic coating. The one in this photo is pink (second row). It had the same affect on my t-shirts: peaked shoulders.

Then a technology jump occurred in the hanger world: Real plastic hangers. Here you can see two versions: one without the curly-cues and one with (second row). These are definitely more substantial than the wire or plastic-coated wire hangers. They are wider and do a good job in supporting my t-shirts.

Hubby complained, however, that they took up too much room. They are fat. And slippery; clothes fall off of them onto the closet floor. Fine. I found some slender hangers with stuff on the ends that prevented any slippage (third row).

Then there are, of course, the cheap plastic hangers that retail stores send home with you, even though you don’t want them. I have two of my scarves on these hangers so you can see them better; they are almost invisible against the white closet door.

I didn’t get out samples of my coat hangers; they are in a different closet. The plastic hangers don’t always work well with heavy coats; they bend in the middle and then the coat tends to slip off onto the closet floor.

Who knew it was so hard to keep closet floors clean?