Hubby’s fishing magazine arrived today, just in the nick of time. As I write, hubby is out in the back pasture with a net, looking for little fish that may have washed down from our neighbor’s pond in today’s rain (1.66 inches). He’s hoping to find some small fish to put in our ponds so they can grow up to be big fish so he can catch them and then put them back. (Rinse, repeat.) Let’s see what the June 2012 issue of Bassmaster has to offer for hubby and his little fishes. Here are the front cover headlines:

Which pros use plastic surgery? (Oh, my, they are naming names in this issue. Not anyone that I’ve heard of, but that’s just me.)

The Tell-All Issue

>> Rojas Comes Clean About Frog Fetish (Do you think he has stuffed frog toys all over his house?)

>> Dee Thomas Reveals The Real Story Behind Flippin’ (Maybe he’s a cheerleader.)

>> Skipping School: 5 Techniques Exposed (Don’t you think someone will notice if they see you leaving school grounds with a fishing pole in hand?)