At the self-service car wash.
I live in central Texas and my driving trips don’t take me any farther than somewhere else in Texas where I can get there and home in one day. Driving home from Santa Fe, New Mexico, however, I saw this sign.
If someone in a big, black plastic tub comes up and asks you to dance at a Halloween party, it just might be me — in costume?
Yes, it looks like they moved the costumes and forgot to take the sign with them. Timing is everything, right?